Saturday, November 24, 2007

The 2nd Annual iPatch Design Contest Winners - 2007

Link to the 2007 iPatch design winners:

Thank you for all that participated in the designing of the eye patches, this year’s designs were really creative, and I already got to wear some of them around and received great responses (the CyborgPatch went over really well at 1020).

The winner this year contest was Inabl Weinberg, my old army body and very talented set designer. Her red velvet Austen Powers’ pimpPatch, along with her formal corsagePatch were really artistic and fun. Last year Inbal’s Jackson Pollok iPatch came in 2nd place, and you can tell she had her eye on 1st place ever since.

2nd place award went to Yasmine Soffer for her remarkable and original Eye-iPatch. And exact replica of my real eye printed to create an optical illusion while wearing the patch. Yasmine definitely gets the originality award on this one. I can’t wait to wear it to interviews.

Lastly, 3rd place went to my sweet love, Amanda Jaffe, who knew exactly how to please my secret urge to be a rock star with her red snakeskin iPatch.

For more pictures from the party check out

(You do not have to have a facebook account to view the pictures)

Friday, November 9, 2007

The Jump

November 8, 2007

I stood at the edge of the cliff. Looking down I could see nothing by the mist far below.

“He will be back soon” I thought to myself.

“I have no other choice but to jump.”

So I did.

I fell for what felt like an eternity. Anyone who has fallen before knows that there is no real sense of time on the way down. I had a lot of time to think while my weightless body drifted down towards the abyss. It had been months since I first met Fear. He came disguised as a doctor I had met in Jerusalem. Nice old fellow with a gray beard, told me I was special, told me I was different. Fear has many disguises.

As I flew upside-down towards the bottom I remembered the next time I met Fear. This time I did not see him, but I could feel his presence. He sent shivers down spine, and I could feel his electrifying touch on my left arm. A feeling that stayed with me forever. But Fear, he went away.

I sent him away; I banished him and exiled him into darkness. “Leave now and never come back” I shouted as he glided down the dark hall. “Leave NOW and NEVER come back” I commanded him. And he left. But then he came back.

Before I jumped I felt his presence one last time. I stood with my back to the cliff, staring at my parents and siblings as they glared back at me from the distance. He was among them. I could see it in their eyes. I said nothing. Fear had no power over me, and after I jump, he will leave them alone. Or so I thought. As I looked at my family and Fear one last time, I smiled my last full smile at him, a sign of victory. But before I could turn around to jump, he looked straight at me with half a grin on his face, and that glance stayed with me forever. I jumped, and I knew he jumped after me.

I hit the ground quite hard, much harder than I expected. They never really tell you how the ground feels beyond the mist. They do not know, they have never been here. For a while I was disoriented. But then I felt the straps lay upon me and tighten as they fastened me to the ground. I was now alone, Fear was beside me, and I was too weak to resist him. He tortured me for days, maybe weeks; he sent agents and visions that are too bloodcurdling to talk about yet. But he had no power over me; I had already banished him before. As I got stronger, I felt him get weaker, as I broke away from my restraints he started to flee, and as I started to walk, he started to run. That is last I saw of him.

Two years have passed, and there has been no sign of him. From time to time he sends his minions at me, but I send them back with a shrug. They cannot hurt me now; now that I’ve discovered my ability. Lately I’ve met others like me who were told they were special. Individuals who jumped off the cliff when they were only kids. Heroes who had to expel Fear at a much younger age then I did. Heroes stronger then I can ever imagine, each with their own unique ability. We form an alliance, a team of champions, dedicated to keep Fear away from others who are special like us. Together we stand at the bottom of the abyss and put out our hand to those who arrive. We smile at them as they get to their feet, and ask:

“What’s your ability?”

I will face Fear again in the end. We will all face him in the end. We will meet at the cliff as old advisories, old friends. He will approach me silently, and I will stare him right in the eye. I will not flinch when he faces me with his half a grin. I will return his glance with a big full smile and turn around for the last time and jump into the abyss.

Monday, November 5, 2007

The 2nd Annual Marv Zablocki Memorial Foundation iPatch Design contest!

The idea is to design the most creative and cool eye patch for Akiva Zablocki so he does not need to wear the black one every day.
1) To make the design on the regular Duane Read $2.99 eye patches.
2) Create your own iPatch from scratch (but talk to Akiva first about shape, sizing and smell).
3) Steal someone else’s patch off their face and run off with it (the Todd Method).

Here are examples of designs that other people made last year, you can see the winner and the runner ups. They were judged on creativity, usefulness and style.
You do not need to be a member of facebook to view these photos.

• The winner of the contest will get the grand prize of a new G.M.G and dinner and margaritas on me.
• The first three places will receive a specially designed iPatchman t-shirt, as well as recognition on my blog and future book.

All participants will have the pleasure of seeing their artistic creations worn by their favorite Cyclops (not Polyphemus)
The dead-line is on Saturday, November 17th at 10:30 PM on the night of my upcoming Birthday Party. Everyone will be wearing an iPatch that night, and the ones that have a designed one, will get to show it off before the contest and toast 11 PM (so if you’re wearing one anyway, why not one you designed yourself?)

P.S. It does not matter if you are not in New York, not in America or not in this world. We are taking submissions from all over the world: Israel, Germany, Texas, Jersey, and London. All you need to do is send it before the dead line.